Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Reasons why the Mavericks will not win the NBA Championship

1. Mark Cuban made a deal with the devil (David Stern).
2. The Lodge - I'm sure the Mavs are there tonight celebrating.
3. Dirk Nowitzki is German. Jews do not forget.**
4. The only thing Jason Kid ca.n beat is his wife.*
5. It will soon be revealed that Jim Carrey has been playing the role of Rick Carlisle and has no real coaching ability.


*In no way does Wynn condone domestic violence.
**Wynn does condone any type of humor at the expense of Germans, Jews, Asians, Mormons, Mexicans, Scientologist, midgets, Cee Lo, red heads, Canadians, Ryan Seacrest, politicians, Muslims, Indians, and the Boston Red Sox.